My English syllabus on Memorial Day:
“M 5/28 NO CLASS: Celebrate American war dead by crediting them with winning everything that seems like an improvement US culture, society, politics, foreign policy, human existence at large.”

-Awww, mom, she doesn’t even try to attack me!
-That’s because she doesn’t feel like you’re a threat.
I have too many feelings about fictional characters…
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"









